Funny Chat

I am still sucking at this blogging thing but I will not give up.. I am determined and untiltable..lol.
Here is a funny chat I had with a player at Bodog. It was a .05/.10 PLO table and the guy kept buying in for $5.. he would lose it and then go on a rampage about how bad everyone was playing. I bought in for my last $8 on Bodog (I just dropped $30 when my AAxx ran into 1010xx and the guy turned a set on me, also I play at Full Tilt.. just put some money in Bodog to play Smokkee's blog tournament)... I pick up QQxx, flop a flush draw and then turn a higher set... GetOffMyNutz is now pissed at me...
Also, where you see me say "ouch", he hit a set of 6's and I rivered a set of A's.

GetOffMyNutz: omg u r GARBAGE
GetOffMyNutz: pure donkey garbage
SnappyLC: get off my nutz man
GetOffMyNutz: way to call with that 2 outter u piece or trash
GetOffMyNutz: u r PATHETIC
SnappyLC: I told you get off my nutz
SnappyLC: and bet nicer
SnappyLC: only $5
GetOffMyNutz: ur a pathetic DONKEY
SnappyLC: thats nice very nice
SnappyLC: thats not very nice
GetOffMyNutz: u will lose in the long run u piece or trash
GetOffMyNutz: buy a poker book donkey
SnappyLC: still not nice
SnappyLC: try again
SnappyLC: be friendly
GetOffMyNutz: do yourself a favor and but a poker book
SnappyLC: still not nice
GetOffMyNutz: offering avice was nice
SnappyLC: not in the way you put it
GetOffMyNutz: u need it cause u r terrible
SnappyLC: like.. name the book I should buy
SnappyLC: thats not nice
GetOffMyNutz: any poker book will do u goog ...ur so terrible
SnappyLC: try a poker ettique book
SnappyLC: every poker book will tell you to be nice to donkeys
GetOffMyNutz: try learning to fold a crap hand
SnappyLC: they pay you in long run
GetOffMyNutz: yes i know u will
SnappyLC: not folding any hand for $5
SnappyLC: I have a job
GetOffMyNutz: therefore u r a GARBAGE donkey
SnappyLC: so I dont sweat $5
SnappyLC: Still not nice
SnappyLC: you are very unfriendly
GetOffMyNutz: and u are very bad at poker
SnappyLC: not nice..
SnappyLC: try again
GetOffMyNutz: truth hurts doesnt it
SnappyLC: still not nice
SnappyLC: try again
GetOffMyNutz: omg look at this miracle idiot
SnappyLC: still not nice
SnappyLC: try again
SnappyLC: ouch
GetOffMyNutz: omg UNREAL
lithomon: shut him up snappy
SnappyLC: yes
SnappyLC: thank lith
GetOffMyNutz: Un f.ckin REAL
GetOffMyNutz: so horrible
SnappyLC: you were a dog
SnappyLC: I read some books
GetOffMyNutz: i had u dominated
GetOffMyNutz: IDIOT
SnappyLC: still not nice
SnappyLC: try again
GetOffMyNutz: this is OMAHA not holdem u idiot
GetOffMyNutz: damn u r HORRIBLE
SnappyLC: still not nice
SnappyLC: try again
SnappyLC: small advice..
GetOffMyNutz: not gonna be nice when u consistently suck out on
horrible plays hittin 2 outters
SnappyLC: if you get reraised and you had KKxx you are beat
SnappyLC: see.. I am offering advice and being nice
GetOffMyNutz: i hit a set on flop idiot
GetOffMyNutz: u were CRUSHED
SnappyLC: but you should have folded preflop
SnappyLC: you were beat
SnappyLC: you got lucky on the flop
GetOffMyNutz: not .45 idiot
SnappyLC: see that is nice
GetOffMyNutz: damn u know nothing about poker
SnappyLC: good advice I offered
GetOffMyNutz: a good player woulda known to fold ur trash post flop
SnappyLC: still not nice
GetOffMyNutz: what ur not good..it is known fact
SnappyLC: get $20 and I will fold
SnappyLC: but not for $5
SnappyLC: still not being nice
SnappyLC: try again
SnappyLC: reraise
SnappyLC: dont fold
GetOffMyNutz: im not a donk like u..i know when to fold a hand
SnappyLC: still not nice
SnappyLC: try again
GetOffMyNutz: like i said im not nice to idiots who consistanly suck
out 2 outters on me
SnappyLC: still not nice
SnappyLC: you should be.. thats how you make money
SnappyLC: you should be complimenting my play
GetOffMyNutz: not if u keep hittin bs miracles
SnappyLC: wont last long..
SnappyLC: and then you will get paid
SnappyLC: see.. I am being nice
SnappyLC: good advice.
SnappyLC: so lets try this conversation again
SnappyLC: I suck out on you and what do you say??
SnappyLC: come on.. I know you know the answer.
GetOffMyNutz: nh
SnappyLC: there we go
GetOffMyNutz: happy?
SnappyLC: try it in the future and gl
lithomon: gh
GetOffMyNutz: ty

I learned a long time ago that it is a waste of time to argue with these types.. best to get a good laugh out of the situation. Funny how I got him to tell me "nh".. (I am a teacher!)